Breakfast: half a bag of Cadbury mini eggs and chocolate cake, washed down with a cold Diet Dr. Pepper
Mid-morning snack: large handfulls of BBQ kettle chips, Costco organic tortilla chips, Easter candy corn and more Cadbury mini eggs
Late-morning snack: jello with a gigantic mound of spray whipped cream on top
Lunch: Costa Vida chipotle chicken salad, McDonald's $1 Diet Coke, ice cream sundae
Afternoon snack: raisin bran, more Cadbury mini eggs, 1/2 veggie burger patty drowned in ketchup
Dinner: off-brand macaroni and cheese with extra salt
It's a miracle I'm still alive.
It's a good thing I brought a toothbrush to work with me, because the candy conversation hearts at my desk wouldn't have stood a chance otherwise.
I think I can feel my arteries clogging.