Competitive Eating...

Lola is showing some real promise in this unusual field.

I've quickly learned my purpose in her life. Mama serves as an all-you-can-eat 24 hour buffet. It's a rare moment that I can sneak off the couch to the restroom, let alone do anything else.

When my services are unavailable to her, she seeks food in other places.




We took her to the doctor today for her two week appointment. Both of us expected to see significant weight gain. We agreed it was completely reasonable to guess she had surpassed 8 pounds.

Try 8 pounds, 7 ounces on for size.

Yes, my little porker packed on an entire pound in a little over a week.

Did I mention she grew another 3/4 of an inch too?

At least the 24-hour buffet is serving a purpose.