Last night I got into our car to go to the gym and felt strangely claustrophobic.
That's when something fuzzy and yellow touched my shoulder.
I screamed and instinctively stabbed at my attacker with my keys.
When I turned to confront this intruder, I realized I was being assaulted by none other than a giant bird costume. (Think GOB's "free bird" illusion from Arrested Development)
An eagle, to be exact.
I never used to think of Reece as a secretive guy, but this discovery made me wonder.
I returned from the gym and confronted my unsuspecting husband, told him point blank I had discovered his secret and demanded an explanation.
He informed me he had been asked to dress up like Mac the Eagle, his company mascot, for a branch event in the morning.
I told him to leave this little task off his resume when applying for business schools.
And to ask for a raise.
He came home this morning with Kneaders french toast, his compensation for becoming Mac.
So I guess it was worth it.
I only wish he would let me take a picture...
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Odd jobs...
Posted by Jessica and Reece at 8:56 AM
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