In a city where you're lucky to find a turkey sandwich for less than $12, Dick's Drive-In is like a shining, greasy oasis.
The most expensive menu item is $2.70.
The drink cups feature an illustrated map of the city.
My son is borderline obsessed with the fries.
And the best part?
It's two blocks from our house.
I am going to gain 4,000 pounds this summer.