James + Reece + Lola + Jessica

James + Reece + Lola + Jessica

Monday, March 28, 2011

Dear fellow passenger...

I get it, you have big biceps.

But guess what?  When you're pregnant and stuck on the last row of a SkyWest commuter plane, being shoved against the window by some guy who is clearly WAY too into protein shakes makes an hour-long flight seem much, much longer.

I'm not impressed by your constant flexing, though it appears you certainly are.

I am not interested in feeling said biceps -- one because I'm a married woman and two because they are freaky like Madonna's -- so kindly stop forcing your elbow into my lap.

Also, refusing to turn off your stupid iPad when the flight attendant asks you to do so just makes you look like a douche.

And finally, I think that shirt you were wearing in what I can only guess was an effort to accentuate your man cleavage could probably fit my 20-month-old daughter.  Stop shopping in the kids' section.  Just stop.

Best regards,

Your grumpy, hot, cramped, disgruntled, irritated and very pregnant seatmate


Alysha and Jason Whiting said...

You get all the luck.

ECR said...

Your Dad was sitting next to you?

Cindy said...

Maybe Simon Cowell finally has his own clothing line...