Telling...

We took some family portraits while in St. George, just for kicks.

Upon arriving back home and uploading said portraits onto our computer, I came to the painful conclusion that I should have chosen a hairstyle that made me look less like a lion.  I also learned that wearing a dress is not conducive to sitting on a rock, especially if you would rather not reveal yourself to the world, or even more humiliating, to your husband's family.

Despite the fact that I look absolutely terrifying, I think the "Gene Simmons" photo will be the one to make it into a frame over our future mantle.

I promise you won't have to look at my white legs ever again.