While driving home form a late-night Wendy's run with friends, I looked down at the Diet Coke in my hands and started to do a little math.
We all know how dangerous it is for me to do math.
Three 12-ounce cans of Diet Dr. Pepper
PLUS
Two 32-ounce Diet Cokes on tap
PLUS
One 24-ounce Diet Coke on tap
EQUALS
A very serious problem.
Reece is certain my kidneys will explode in the middle of the night.
It's a good thing I'll likely be awake when it happens.
It may be time to go cold turkey, folks.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Bad math...
Posted by Jessica and Reece at 10:03 PM
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It's not worth it. Massive headaches I tell ya
Ha! I've done this before. I hate when I realize just how much caffeine I have in my body, it makes the caffeine actually do something. Our kidneys probably will explode. But we will die happy.
I've done it...it wasn't pretty. After we graduated a little bit and before I went on my mission, I stopped drinking Dr. Pepper. It wasn't easy...it was very hard. By the time I got to Korea I found out they didn't even have Dr. Pepper there, so the temptation wasn't so bad. Then one day, I found a Subway, I looked in the fridge that holds all the beverages and saw the drink from the Gods. I bought it. I left it on my desk as a reminder of something that has been conquered.
Since I've been home I've had a couple of drinks, on those hot summer days, when nothing but a Dr. Pepper can satisfy your thirst. I no longer crave it.
If you want to, you can do it, and I believe in you!
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